Dear Sammy, I have an excellent selection of homesites for you in my back yard. I scatter peanuts and other tasty morsels daily. The other visitors are very friendly. You can ignore the Bluejays, they're rude but harmless. I can provide you with all the bed linens you need.
That's cool!
ReplyDeleteI'm curious to see where this gedanken goes.
ReplyDeleteEverybody knows that flying carpets dont exist, obviously they were mistaken for flying blankets.
ReplyDeleteTalk about bad luck! ;p
ReplyDeleteR) Thanks
ReplyDeleteSilver) You will be suprised :)
Coding) That is hilarious!!! I just died laughing!
Infinite) I know right?!? Sammy is a unlucky Squirrel!
Dear Sammy, I have an excellent selection of homesites for you in my back yard. I scatter peanuts and other tasty morsels daily. The other visitors are very friendly. You can ignore the Bluejays, they're rude but harmless. I can provide you with all the bed linens you need.
ReplyDeleteI pray Sammy has the tenacity to persevere. A perilous road awaits, that is certain.
ReplyDeleteOh NO! His blanket? :(
ReplyDeleteCareful there is a lady in Washington trapping and eating squirrels.
ReplyDeleteWellbourne) Thank you for this. I will tell Sammy that he doesn't have to take that job as a coal miner. He will now be a grade A moocher.
ReplyDeleteEvan) Tenacity is one of his middle names. (Squirrels have two middle names.)
Brandon) Yes it is so bad!
Convictus) I don't think Mr. Wellbourne would appreciate that. Does she like put nuts in mousetraps or something. Ohh I wanna punch her :O
But how? Is the window open? Does he have the aircon turned up too high? Oh this is such a worry
ReplyDeleteI know what that is like... my blankets flies away at least twice every hurricane season... tell Sammy to staple the blanket to the bed.
ReplyDeletePoor squirrel!:(
ReplyDeleteWhat are the chances of that.
ReplyDeleteWe need a Doctor Sheldon Cooper here to calculate it.
Oh no! That's what you get for living in a tree, Sammy! Sammy's welcome to come live in my house which is much less drafty.
ReplyDeleteJust cause squirrels have fur doesn't mean they don't need their blankets. Poor baby!
ReplyDeleteMynx) I think it's just his luck...
ReplyDeleteHolland) Sorry for laughing at that.. Now I feel bad :P
GT) Poor Squirrel, poor poor squirrel...
Kristjan) I am quite sure the the chances are quite slim.
One) I will tell him of such.
Barb) He is a cold little squirrel without his snugly blanky.
This was a really cute story :)
ReplyDeleteSammy was smart for closing the window; it's unfortunate that his tree doesn't have a roof. Maybe in the remodel...
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